Don't Touch This With A Barge Pole!

   Steven Spielberg decides to make one more movie before he retires, to
add a real sense of culture to his portfolio he decides to make a film
about great classical composers.

Because no one in their right mind would pay money to watch this he
decides to spice things up by getting famous action hero's to play each
composer.

He signs up Bruce Willis, Steven Segal, Arnie and Jean Claude.  

At the casting meeting he asks each of the stars who they would like to play,

Bruce decides that he would like to be Chopin as his music is really emotional,

Steven decides that he would like to be Mozart as he was the bad boy of classical music,

Jean claude decides that he would like to be Beethoven as he was the greatest.

Spielberg turns to Arnie and says, "Who are you going to play Arnie??"

After much thought Arnie replies...........

"I'll be Bach"

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Phat Bouy Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Posting king Joined: 15 Jun 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 168	Post Options Post Reply Quote Phat Bouy Report Post Quote Reply Topic: Don't Touch This With A Barge Pole! Posted: 17 Sep 06 at 12:32am
	Steven Spielberg decides to make one more movie before he retires, to add a real sense of culture to his portfolio he decides to make a film about great classical composers. Because no one in their right mind would pay money to watch this he decides to spice things up by getting famous action hero's to play each composer. He signs up Bruce Willis, Steven Segal, Arnie and Jean Claude. At the casting meeting he asks each of the stars who they would like to play, Bruce decides that he would like to be Chopin as his music is really emotional, Steven decides that he would like to be Mozart as he was the bad boy of classical music, Jean claude decides that he would like to be Beethoven as he was the greatest. Spielberg turns to Arnie and says, "Who are you going to play Arnie??" After much thought Arnie replies........... "I'll be Bach"
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