Don't Touch This With A Barge Pole!
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Topic: Don't Touch This With A Barge Pole!
Posted By: Phat Bouy
Subject: Don't Touch This With A Barge Pole!
Date Posted: 17 Sep 06 at 12:32am
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Steven Spielberg decides to make one more movie before he retires, to
add a real sense of culture to his portfolio he decides to make a film
about great classical composers. Because no one in their right mind would pay money to watch this he decides to spice things up by getting famous action hero's to play each composer. He signs up Bruce Willis, Steven Segal, Arnie and Jean Claude. At the casting meeting he asks each of the stars who they would like to play, Bruce decides that he would like to be Chopin as his music is really emotional, Steven decides that he would like to be Mozart as he was the bad boy of classical music, Jean claude decides that he would like to be Beethoven as he was the greatest. Spielberg turns to Arnie and says, "Who are you going to play Arnie??" After much thought Arnie replies........... "I'll be Bach" ------------- Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho |
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 17 Sep 06 at 12:42am
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ooooooooooh it's sooooooooo baaaaaaaaad! Hasta la vista, baby ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC 
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Posted By: MRJP BUZZ 585
Date Posted: 17 Sep 06 at 12:58am
  Brilliant
------------- Josh Preater http://www.bu22.co.uk">  BUZZING IS FUN
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Posted By: Villan
Date Posted: 17 Sep 06 at 12:58am
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bad bad bad bad! Dammit where do you find these things? And why are more of the members active at night than during the day .. im getting worried :P ------------- Vareo - 149 "Secrets" http://www.TandyUKServers.co.uk" rel="nofollow - TandyUK Servers |
Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 17 Sep 06 at 11:17am
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so bad it's funny lol!!
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