Embarrassed L2 Sailor

I think the first thing we need to do is to send you off on a two year sabbatical learning dinghy skills from ever sector of the boat park.  After all, you're probably handier (or in my case not quite as crap) in one type of boat over another.  I know my own trapeze skills are woeful and my knowledge of what to do with fast pins precludes me from any stayed rig boats.  I'd hate to think what would happen if I applied my shabby boat handling skills to a foiling moth, or worse, my rig awareness to something like a Merlin or Hornet where you don't just shove it in '4th hole down'.  

Once you've completed your two year stint of sailing all manner of dinghies, ideally in stable wind locations with consistent mid-twenties temperatures,  then we can begin the process of assessing each boat using your homogeneous skill levels at the ponds and estuaries of GB.  

Allowing for decrepitude before you are put out to pasture, I reckon this is at least a 60 month contract with options to renew... best you now go set up some crowd funding page Mags.  

 I'll add a fiver.