This might be too serious................

   A bit risky, but not often we have something to gloat about.......

ODE TO ENGLISH RUGBY

Ye cam up here tae paradise, tae beat us at your game,
Aw wind and piss and full o' nuts, Yer aw the bloody same,
Ye ca yersels the champions, the nations most elite,
Scotland are the champions, Yuv just been f----- beat.

A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen,
No Highland Jocks wi tartan frocks, well bliddy think again,
A ba that's shapit like an egg, its just a stupit farse,
A suppose it makes it easier, tae ram right up your arse.

So git back hame an lick yer wounds, yie a bunch o stupit fools,
It's time fur you tae cheat again, change the f----- rules,
Rugby, fitba, cricket tae, yir just a shower o chancers,
Stick tae whit ye dae the best, you morris f----- dancers

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lozza Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Far too distracted from work Joined: 23 Sep 04 Online Status: Offline Posts: 262	Post Options Post Reply Quote lozza Report Post Quote Reply Topic: This might be too serious................ Posted: 01 Mar 06 at 10:28pm
	A bit risky, but not often we have something to gloat about....... ODE TO ENGLISH RUGBY Ye cam up here tae paradise, tae beat us at your game, Aw wind and piss and full o' nuts, Yer aw the bloody same, Ye ca yersels the champions, the nations most elite, Scotland are the champions, Yuv just been f----- beat. A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen, No Highland Jocks wi tartan frocks, well bliddy think again, A ba that's shapit like an egg, its just a stupit farse, A suppose it makes it easier, tae ram right up your arse. So git back hame an lick yer wounds, yie a bunch o stupit fools, It's time fur you tae cheat again, change the f----- rules, Rugby, fitba, cricket tae, yir just a shower o chancers, Stick tae whit ye dae the best, you morris f----- dancers
	Life's a reach, then you gybe

les5269 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 11 Oct 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1530	Post Options Post Reply Quote les5269 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 28 Feb 06 at 11:30pm
	Ah ok then Bns, thinking that you may not be watching the rugby then
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Black no sugar Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 04 Dec 04 Location: Somewhere between Brighton and Lancing Online Status: Offline Posts: 3941	Post Options Post Reply Quote Black no sugar Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 28 Feb 06 at 9:09pm
	You are JOKING! Are you seriously trying to say that English sport commentators should be unbiased and fair-play? For the rest of the world, Scotland won the match; for England, well.... err....... England didn't quite win it... but it's a moral victory. Let's face it: England beaten by Scotland would be almost as horrific as being beaten by France! Yeah yeah, it's the next match - whatever the result, French residents in England are on the losing side anyway. If France wins, English supporters have a go, sometimes in a rather aggressive language. If England wins, it's a long and tiresome repetition of haha-in-your-face gloating. One thing I want to say before the next match: it wasn't me, I wasn't there at the time, I don't follow/watch/play rugby and all team sports make me cringe. Whatever the result, leave me out of it, thnx.
	Lancing SC

laser47 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Far too distracted from work Joined: 11 Feb 06 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 349	Post Options Post Reply Quote laser47 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 28 Feb 06 at 8:50pm
	did anyone notice how looong the comentators went on about how bad the england team was and how rubbish they played before they even mentioned that scotland had won though

phantom_iv Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Groupie Joined: 13 Dec 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 97	Post Options Post Reply Quote phantom_iv Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 28 Feb 06 at 7:12pm
	?? Do you mean Harry Ellis?

hurricane Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 15 Mar 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1047	Post Options Post Reply Quote hurricane Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 28 Feb 06 at 6:15pm
	did any one else notice when matt dawson was taken off to the blood bin that the team seemed to make a come back but as soon as he was back on the team went back to the same problems ?
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phantom_iv Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Groupie Joined: 13 Dec 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 97	Post Options Post Reply Quote phantom_iv Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 27 Feb 06 at 7:45pm
	Its nowhere near pre-world cup levels, sorry. We've yet to find an adequate replacement for Hill or Greenwood. Plus our choices at 9 are far more limited than they were in 2003.

mike ellis Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 30 Dec 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2339	Post Options Post Reply Quote mike ellis Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 27 Feb 06 at 6:29pm
	england rugby did go massively downhill after the world cup but it seems to be back up to its normal standard now. and yeh ur right it is good being world champs
	600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318

Prince Buster Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Really should get out more Joined: 15 Dec 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1146	Post Options Post Reply Quote Prince Buster Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 27 Feb 06 at 6:07pm
	No one's saying it is - but it's the same country!!! and we love it
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mike ellis Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 30 Dec 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2339	Post Options Post Reply Quote mike ellis Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 27 Feb 06 at 5:47pm
	the team that lost to scotland last weekend arent realy the world champs though are they? i mean theres no jason robinson or martin johnson and i think mike catts not there any more either (i think) and jhonny wilkinson is constantly injured so its not realy the same team. but all credit to scotland and ireland deserved that win, at the end of the 1st 20 i thought they were in for a pasting but wales fell apart.
	600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it. Also International 14, 1318