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    Posted: 28 Apr 06 at 4:19pm

Sore lips are caused because you lick them too much, this makes them feel better for a short time before the wind dries them out very quickly, causing you to lick them again, this just makes things worse, it is like the itch scratch itch cycle.

The best way to prevent sore lips, is to stick your finger up your rectum. Then wipe your finger on your lips. It will not totally stop the chapping but it will stop you from licking them.
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dave your a genius!!!

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don't think i'll be trying that one in a hurry! Dave....that IS simply disgusting.  
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Vaseline is the best but not very manly becuase its also a gloss. Its very useful to have though becuase it has loads of uses.
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I get enough hassle from my friends for being a sailor! Imagine what they're gonna say if I start keeping a pot of vaseline in my sailing bag!
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Just say its Axel grease I'm always getting mine 'borrowed' for that.
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Haha yeah just dont march into a male chainging room (especialy if you are a visitor too a club) with a pot of it. Might get the odd funny look.
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Originally posted by Calum_Reid

Haha yeah just dont march into a male chainging room (especialy if you are a visitor too a club) with a pot of it. Might get the odd funny look.


are u talking rom experience and what sort of clubs do u g in??? (gay club)
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no actually it was said by a coach at a 400 training when he had said to buy the big pots of it to put arround the hatch covers on ur boat to stop water getting in.
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Originally posted by carshalton fc

Originally posted by Calum_Reid

Haha yeah just dont march into a male chainging room (especialy if you are a visitor too a club) with a pot of it. Might get the odd funny look.


are u talking rom experience and what sort of clubs do u g in??? (gay club)

Do you think your funny?
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