help

well you probibly guessed by now stu and i are pritty gud m8s. i work at asda sadly but every year there are two christmas partys. a general one and a departmental one. i took stu to both but the department one we went to after sailing on a sunday. anyway i think i was on my 4th pint when they called last orders. so me being me went up and bourght like 8 pints between me n stu. mean time stu starts talkin to like the fittest girl ever. as soon as i sat down he puked everywhere. on me but more importantl alll over the skimpy dress that was turning every lads head in the bar. it went all over her chest and you can guess where eles! and way i stud up and called stu a dirty get. i turned round to see his chair empty and a trail of sick going towards the toilets.

oh well me walking him home was payment enough lol.