Karma-yeah right...

Tuesday...

On holiday in the Yorkshire Dales. Have many hobbies but looking at birds (the feathered variety) is of absolutly zero interest to me.  Go walking to Malham Cove and come across volunteer RSPB chaps who have set up some telescopes on nesting Peregrines.  Utterly amazed by these 200mph creatures in the wild hunting and eating, amazing sight through the scope.  Donate £2 to RSPC collection and pick up little Peregrine pin badge...I can almost see why these guys do it.

Friday...

Hang sailing boots (wet from Wednesday night's racing) on totally clear, big long washing line in back garden.  Go to make cup of tea and look out of kitchen window whilst kettle boils.

Robin lands on boots.

Robin craps in boots.

Little bar-steward.  Birds are rubbish again.

(hope he gets nailed by a Peregrine)

It could only happen to you Iain....

What you need is a conservatory with a radiator in it. Thats where mine go after a day on the water, dries them out in no time.

(Perhaps in its previous life it was a SMOD sailor and is now getting its own back on a part time Cherubite)

Paul


Edited by jeffers

Originally posted by bigwavedave Originally posted by carshalton fc birds ( the fury type )  Yeah no one likes a fury bird do they.

oi u edited my post.  well all u have to do is walk around croydon and there u have a nest full of fury birds!  (pigions of course)

Moral of the story is always dry your boots upside down!

Iain mate,

I'd give the cat a kick up the arse and tell her to stop flirting with her two boyfriends and do her job!