The best Pizza ever

Um...pizza, pizza...(I won't get to finish this post I'm off dreaming of pizzary delights )!!

Best pizza ever would have to be a pepperoni one I had at my mates house - she was leaving for aussie the next day so kinda sad, but it was the first pizza I ever liked!! I haven't looked back since...

The hot and spicy creation from Asda on a stone bake base, with extra roasted onions. It is called family size, but is only really big enough for one sailor.  It costs £2-98.

Now for the clever bit. When you approach the counter to have this cullinary delight built, wait until the fat bird with NO WEDDING RING is ready to serve you. Being a biffa she will automatically put on loads of extra toppings.  She is not married so has no idea of how to please a man.  She still thinks that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach ( little does she know she is aiming a bit too high), and since you have just smiled at her she thinks you care, and piles on more toppings.

The best lager to drink with it is what ever one is on offer at the time.

Oh and even though you are in Asda, when that yummy mummy in front of you at the checkout sticks her change into the back pocket of her too tight jeans, resist the urge to give it a pat.

Im sorry for continuing this lame parody of a former thread, but Im bored, and nobody else is on line so........

In response to Jardines puctual attempt at defining one design of pizza by a series of arbitary rules, which over time can be modified, corrupted, and used to encorporate any number of pizza developments, I can only point out just how far from the ideal vision of a one pizza, fair and equal for all for ever, this is. Further, any wish to deviate from a single manufacturer concept breaches the standard, by which I stand (and will stake my reputaion), of fair pizza chewing (and helping).

As for Mr BWDave's bold assertion that a single manufacturer can, or should, manufacture variations into their, suposedly, one make pizzas is a sad tale, for all us SMOD pizza lovers everywhere. His reference to their comercial, speaks volumes about the strength of force, marketing can have on the swayable pizza market, and also, dare I say, on the degree of attention the company in question pays to its marketing rather than the uniformity of their pizzas. It is for this reason alone, that I, and my fellow competitors, chews not to endorse their pizza.