Hurricane Shazza

Absolutely nothing wrong with Essex, per se. It's only a marginal fringe of its population giving the whole county a    flavour: the human (?) sub-species Chavus vulgarus. These creatures seem to be hell-bent on reproducing and their habitat is spreading rapidely. Their young are most fearsome, because of an elegant lack of thinking power matched only by the garden woodwoms. Females mature early and, due to their poweful sense of community, produce extensive clutches of offspring in a dazzling variety of hair/eyes colour. A fully-grown male is only a threat when in a group, drunk, or picking on much weaker preys.

The spread of Chavus vulgarus is a fairly recent phenomenon (like many parasites, they come from nowhere) and we are not aware of major concentrations of old chavs. One can only hope that this is just a transitional stage in human evolution.... then again, it might be something worse next!!  

PS. No need to resurrect I hate Chavs thread, and we've seen that photo of the Burberry Mini plenty of times... I only posted this to say that Essex is like anywhere else - if you're not convinced, come and take a walk in some Brighton suburbs!

Given their due, chavs are admirable in their indomitable belief that they're always right. Observe a herd of chavs on their way to the waterhole in the sunset: they're garish, loud, misformed and vulgar, they have no future prospects beyond social security, yet they believe that the rest of society should emulate their way of life. Such high self-esteem can't be ignored...   

And nope, I've never been to Blackpool and now, I don't really want to go

Don't forget your fav mag comes from Essex, Sowfhend hactully. Sowf-hen' on sea, to give it it's proper title, boasts europes longest pleasure pier, even if it is rather accident prone. And you can buy a piece of it's burnt blackend timber to preserve for antiquity on ebay!

Still, count yourselves lucky, if it ain't chavs it's chip-eaters on a jolly from the smoke........

Is CHAV short for Council House And Violent?

NEDs are Non Educated Delinquents (sp)

so the world group is

International Delinquents Intent On Torment