Carbon Boom question

Pierre!

Where have you been hiding that?

Humour.. It's actually humour, have you been sailing on the sea and caught it?

Dan is not a decent bloke Dan is the clumsy cack handed muppet that broke the damn boom in the first place.

Dan breaks everything Dan touches, he's gotten through more boats, booms, masts, racks & sails in the short time (relatively)I've known him than the entire club put together in a ten year period.

Dan made the term 'Desperate' redundant very early on.

Now he's offered however, I shall almost certainly take him up on it, it'll be useful field experience for his remedial course at retarded engineer school.

Right thanks Dan here's what I want.

I want it made of carbon yet painted red. It must come with a 'mind your head' sticker on both sides plus a 'this side up' as a reminder to some of the dimmer crew types I have to deal with these days. Port and Starboard stickers might not go amiss either.

I'd like you to use your Engineering talent to rig some sort of auto kicker sensing device so the kicker adjusts itself automatically without my crew risking breaking her fingernail(s) and whilst your at it the same could possibly apply to the outhaul tension.

A mirror attachment and/or video mount might also be useful so we can view the truly wondrous thing that is us in action. 

It would also be useful if a footplate could be fitted, I have on occasion found it useful to stand on it when the boat inadvertently falls onto its side, maybe even some steps, to assist one 'ahem' challenged vertically to mount the gunwhale whilst keeping ones feet dry.

I'm happy to provide a more than adequate budget £5 10s 6d or current equivalent.