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Iain C ![]() Really should get out more ![]() Joined: 16 Mar 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1113 |
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Good day sirs, i hopes you family is well and your catermerangs are in low mileage. I am writing you to ask for you to humply accipt the sum of 10 zillion groats that is locked awy in our class association funds in Lagos, Weymouthshire. And when yous are board reading my letter, pleas look at this intersite on the webnet. Asuming you of best intentshuns at most times, Dr. Fron Talobotomoy (A.R.S.E) |
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RS700 GBR922 "Wirespeed"
Fireball GBR14474 "Eleven Parsecs" Enterprise GBR21970 Bavaria 32 GBR4755L "Adastra" |
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tornado435 ![]() Posting king ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 May 06 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 196 |
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Marris is back. Tell you what, he's had to rush to Japan and his mate has to go work offshore, only got a cheque for double. Really needs the hurricane urgently and his shipper is ready to go. will spend some time considering my answer |
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Strawberry ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 21 Jun 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1337 |
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OK guys, we've all got potential scammers. I propose a competition to see who can string them along for the longest.
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Cherub 2649 "Dangerous Strawberry
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tornado435 ![]() Posting king ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 May 06 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 196 |
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If you sell yours to Harold, I'll help Marris. I've always had a soft spot for disabled scammers Just wish there were some proper buyers out there. I am going to get a genuine buyer soon and I will tell them to p*ss off if I'm not careful. |
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redhotchilicat ![]() Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: 27 Sep 06 Online Status: Offline Posts: 76 |
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Woooooow that's uncanny Marris wants to buy my boat as well that's two people fighting over both our boats ... not I wonder who has the lowest mileage ! and the least impaired. |
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go on you know it makes sense
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tornado435 ![]() Posting king ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 May 06 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 196 |
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Not very pc, but I asked him to call me on my mobile
be a real bummer if it wasn't a scam |
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Black no sugar ![]() Really should get out more ![]() ![]() Joined: 04 Dec 04 Location: Somewhere between Brighton and Lancing Online Status: Offline Posts: 3941 |
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Just reply there's no place for a "deaf and dump" person on a Hurricane: you can't hear the shrill of "Starboard!" coming from the little Topper/Oppie you're about to flatten, and there's no mean of fully appreciating the enlightened comments of your crew! (all suggestions welcome).
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tornado435 ![]() Posting king ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 May 06 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 196 |
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Goodday seller.
This one is a bit sick, jump straight in there for the sympathy vote. Oh ok every thing will be ok because you are disabled and you've got a child. |
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redhotchilicat ![]() Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: 27 Sep 06 Online Status: Offline Posts: 76 |
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Just been contacted by harold kewell as well possibly the worst broken english I've ever read, yes he wanted to know the mileage of my boat as well but says he will pay with an English bankers draft........no honest!!!!
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go on you know it makes sense
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tornado435 ![]() Posting king ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 May 06 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 196 |
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oooh and another one. Harold Kewell this time, wonder if he is a relative of the footballer Real trip up on this one apart from the standard freight forwarder rubbish, was that he wanted to know the mileage Polite message sent back advising him to look at the website just to get an idea of what he was trying to buy, just before telling him to p*ss off. |
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