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    Posted: 01 Feb 06 at 5:51pm

Hmmph! It's an old one... nothing special  (she says, tying her blonde hair in a ponytail...)
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That's very funny!
Who the hell is freezing over the apocolyptic Earth?!
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There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she
decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd
of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take
one home?" "Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked
at the herd for a second and then replied "382." "Wow." Said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take
home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 11:23pm
 I'm not offended at all. I even found it funny, in a schoolboy-type of humour  And yes, I know you're nice really.
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Sorry BNS i didn't mean to offend you. You know im nice really. 
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I meant heard it before . That will teach me for typing in 3 forums at once!
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Originally posted by BBSCFaithfull

What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head??       

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Sorry guys but i found it funny.
Good Sailing,
Alex.


it's ok! I get this one guys, been there before!!

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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 8:53pm

 you horrible boy!

Not a real blonde then

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What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head??       

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Sorry guys but i found it funny.
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