Blonde Joke
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Topic: Blonde Joke
Posted By: Isis
Subject: Blonde Joke
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 5:19pm
| http://normblog.typepad.com/normblog/2006/01/did_i_laugh.html - Sorry to all the unfortunate blondes this may offend |
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Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 6:40pm
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You just wasted so much of my time!!! But very funny  ------------- international moth - "what what?" |
Posted By: HannahJ
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 7:03pm
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took me a while...
------------- MIRROR 64799 "Dolphin" The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist hopes it will change; the realist adjusts the sail |
Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 7:18pm
lol could say something there... ------------- http://theramblingsofmyinnergeek.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 7:18pm
Bless! ------------- |
Posted By: carshalton fc
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 7:24pm
well maybe hannah is a secret BLOND  ------------- International 14 1503 |
Posted By: Wave Rider
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 7:45pm
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Hurmph, i wasn't there for ages...honest ------------- -[Franko]- Chew Valley Lake Sailing Club RS600 933 |
Posted By: stuarthop
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 10:08pm
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gunna send that one to the gf ------------- |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 10:14pm
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Where is the joke then? I can't seem to find it? How many links do i have to click through??
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: Prince Buster
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 10:17pm
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You being serious!!!??! I hope ur just having a laugh or ur just really slow! ...Or Blonde!!  ------------- international moth - "what what?" |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 20 Jan 06 at 10:23pm
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I dont get it, can somone explain?
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 21 Jan 06 at 12:01am
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teeheehee now I was laughing at Hannah but thats funny. ------------- http://theramblingsofmyinnergeek.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: Contender 541
Date Posted: 21 Jan 06 at 1:10am
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I will only admit to 5 or 6 links. Anything more and i would have to get the peroxide out ------------- When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss Crew on 505 8780 |
Posted By: HannahJ
Date Posted: 23 Jan 06 at 9:33pm
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oi i am not blond! but wave rider is....
------------- MIRROR 64799 "Dolphin" The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist hopes it will change; the realist adjusts the sail |
Posted By: KnightMare
Date Posted: 23 Jan 06 at 10:52pm
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Oh what is this pass the blame day... ------------- http://theramblingsofmyinnergeek.blogspot.com/ |
Posted By: mike ellis
Date Posted: 24 Jan 06 at 7:17pm
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your not being serious are you? are you sure your not blonde. i only went to 7 links but surely u understand it? |
Posted By: Pondling
Date Posted: 24 Jan 06 at 7:43pm
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aww only a blonde would go thru all the links... ------------- Sailors don't get old!!! They get a little dinghy (or skiff, or yacht...) Feva 251 RS200 1117 RS200 897 |
Posted By: HannahJ
Date Posted: 24 Jan 06 at 8:22pm
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some one tell him *cracks up and falls off chair moaning*
------------- MIRROR 64799 "Dolphin" The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist hopes it will change; the realist adjusts the sail |
Posted By: Isis
Date Posted: 24 Jan 06 at 8:30pm
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jeheezus! has no-one in this place heard of sarcasm?
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Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 24 Jan 06 at 9:49pm
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I get the joke now, i did it again and worked it out! I was really tired the 1st time so I didnt understand what was going on! Thats my excuse!
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: NeilP
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 10:48am
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Tom is obviously not in charge of the Cherub class brain cell this week! Don't worry though, I've been sailing FD's for 10 years and I've never even seen the Class brain cell! Neil - not blonde, but I might start dyeing my scalp! ------------- No FD? No Comment! |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 11:39am
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I think it IS the best blonde joke ever... Easy enough to understand, except for a few Still, I've said it before: blondes are not stupid, they live in a parallel reality. Contender443, don't you dare mentioning crackers ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC 
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Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 6:17pm
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Crackers?????? ------------- 49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)! http://www.grafham.org/" rel="nofollow - Grafham water Sailing Club The greatest inland sailing in the country |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 6:26pm
with cheese please ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: les5269
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 6:32pm
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------------- 49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)! http://www.grafham.org/" rel="nofollow - Grafham water Sailing Club The greatest inland sailing in the country |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 6:45pm
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well yes, that was the type ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: BBSCFaithfull
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 8:43pm
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What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head?? A Brunnette with Fishy Breath Sorry guys but i found it funny. Good Sailing, Alex. ------------- Greatfully Sponsored By www.allgoodfun.com Int 14 GBR 1503!! |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 8:53pm
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Not a real blonde then ------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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you horrible boy!Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 9:00pm
it's ok! I get this one guys, been there before!!  ------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: tgruitt
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 9:02pm
I meant heard it before . That will teach me for typing in 3 forums at once!
------------- Needs to sail more... |
Posted By: BBSCFaithfull
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 9:31pm
Sorry BNS i didn't mean to offend you. You know im nice really. 
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Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 25 Jan 06 at 11:23pm
I'm not offended at all. I even found it funny, in a schoolboy-type of humour  And yes, I know you're nice really.------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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Posted By: Bumble
Date Posted: 26 Jan 06 at 4:29am
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There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" "Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382." "Wow." Said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you." "What is it?" queried the woman. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" |
Posted By: ssailor
Date Posted: 26 Jan 06 at 12:31pm
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Posted By: Snow Tiger
Date Posted: 01 Feb 06 at 5:30pm
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That's very funny!
------------- Who the hell is freezing over the apocolyptic Earth?! |
Posted By: Black no sugar
Date Posted: 01 Feb 06 at 5:51pm
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Hmmph! It's an old one... nothing special
------------- http://www.lancingsc.org.uk/index.html - Lancing SC
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(she says, tying her blonde hair in a ponytail...)