Crew Chastisement - Teabag Content -and technique

Basically any silicone based dry lube spray grumpf....makes thing super slippy.

Thanks Rupert, nice one, what's pro-lube?

Er yellow welly I realise because of your, ugh, personality disorders, the concept of someone breaking into the autistic spectrum to crew for you is not something you can fully comprehend, but even so I don't get the feeling you''re taken this very seriously..

You need to speak to the nice nurse about increasing that lovely medicine.

When you next have the Pro-lube out (for the boat, grumph, for the boat) "accidentally" spray a little over the side decks aft of the shrounds. Forget to mention this accident to the crew. Of course, if the ensueing collision with the boom involves a trip to A&E, it might have gone a bit far.

As ever, you're one that really should get some "attention" form the Brotherhood and Sisterhood of the Crews Union...

As you're unlikely ever to attract a crew with enough brain cells to be computer literate, it's likely that you criticise in the knowledge that your crewperson will never see your winges. In the unlikely event that I am wrong, give him the helm and be willing to learn. You can make a judgement then about who is receiving the punishment.