sailing dream interpretation

dripping wet Graeme... I'd been sailing downwind and even the thought of all that kinetics is enough to break a man out into a nasty sweat. as for 'talking pies'... Erm sorry, no David Cronenberg-esque action to report, it was fairly pedestrian bit of champagne sailing.

sounds like you may have woken too soon or you're holding back on us....what did the talking pie at the end say?

Something like that. Although everyone makes mistakes, right? Also, how can one know beauty and pleasure until one has known pain and horror? Jimbo is simply giving himself context before his enlightenment.

Was the bed wet when you woke up?

The give-away is the clear deck colour.  You are clearly trying to break free from the all-pervading influence of your daughter(s) who have driven you to have a pink-tipped Solo...