best funny emails

Originally posted by turnturtle you'll never master the dark arts of a perfect cheese toasty:

I despute that.

You weren't to know Jon, I laughed even though I had read it before. Not quite so applicable now I have graduated but makes me wish I was still at uni!

But it is still very funny

was about to say, no points for originality jon

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN...
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>You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing
>machines work.
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>Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
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>You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.
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>"Oh sh*t how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at
>least once a night.
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>Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.
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>You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas
>especially neighbours and Hollyoaks.
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>You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read the
>menu.
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>You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
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>You live for getting mail.
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>Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
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>Prank phone calls become funny again.
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>You start
>thinking and sounding like your friends and your
>accent becomes a hybrid of West Country, Surrey and general
>Northern.
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>Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
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>Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.
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>Rubbish cheap £1 shops are so cool.
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>The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.
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>
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>BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...
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>That it didn't matter how late my first lecture was, I'd still sleep
>through it.
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>That I could change so much and barely realize it.
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>That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
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>No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.
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>That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so
>dressed up.
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>That every clock on campus shows a different time.
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>That if you got good a-levels, so what? It doesn't matter here.
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>That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay
>due-date.
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>That you can know everything and fail a test.
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>That you can know nothing and ace a test.
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>That I could get used to almost anything found out about my
>friends.
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>That most of my education would be obtained
>outside of lectures.
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>That friendship is more than getting drunk together but that's
>still funny......!
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>That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
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>That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really
>Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is
>really Maths.
>
>That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few
>years.
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>That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by
>friends.
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>Don't be dismayed at good-byes, a farewell is necessary before
>we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a
>lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.
>
>
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>TOP 10 REASONS THAT UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL
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>10. You cry for your mother.
>9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
>8. Snack time is a necessity.
>7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look
>like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
>6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
>5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
>4. You wear big mittens.
>3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
>2. You take naps.
>1. You look forward to cheese toasties.