best funny emails

Originally posted by Webmuppet

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
plastic rubbish bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her.

"Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see
if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so
fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal
it?"

"Oh, no !” , says the little old lady. "You see, my back garden backs
up to the    football stadium car park.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into
my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say:
'£20 or off it comes!' "

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the
way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."