best funny emails

No blonde jokes... oooh are you asking for it!

Three blondes on a desert island.

1st Blonde " Ooh I wish I knew how to get off this Island. I'm just not brainy enough"

2nd B " Yeah"

3rd B "lovely"

Then, whilst walking around the beach, they find a lamp (genie type)

1st B "Ooh look, a lamp"

2nd B "yeah"

3rd B "lovely"

So of course, they rub the lamp to make it all shiny, and before you can say, oh, it's happened before I said it, a genie appears.

1st B "ooh look, a genie"

2nd B "yeah"

3rd B ( I think you can guess by now)

So, they are duly granted three wishes.

The next half hour is spent with thee genie explaining it's one wish each.

The first wishes to be clever enough to get off the island.

BOOM - She's a redhead, she hollws out a log and paddles off.

The second wants to be even cleverer

BOOM - She's a brunette, she builds a catamaran and sails off even quicker.

The third wants to cleverer still

BOOM -

She turns into a man and walks off over the bridge.

What to wear, What to wear??

Yeah, but a blonde French teacher. That evens things out quite a bit, doesn't it??