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    Posted: 03 Apr 05 at 10:23pm

Originally posted by Mike278

yes, the same one for 3 1/2 years (and she hates sailing, but likes beer)

Girl friends that hate sailing are great. The ones that can't stand sailing completely are the best. They get bored of hanging about sailing clubs and reach the stage where they hate the thought of going near them. Then you can conveniently "go to the sailing club", safe in the knowledge you don't even need to be there and she will never know.........



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lol cool, 1out of 2 (not bad.)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mike278 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 10:19pm
yes, the same one for 3 1/2 years (and she hates sailing, but likes beer)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote KnightMare Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 10:15pm
Lol, but flutter those eyelids a bit girlys n get a guy to do the boat 4 u. always works for me.   out of interest u got a girl mike, using that order of priorities.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mike278 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 10:05pm
well you have got to get your priorities right (beer, boats, women)
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lmao typical men!
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Classic guys more interested in the boat than the girls.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote hydrographer20 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 6:05pm
lol that post is far to easily tranlated hahaha. basically it says pervy guy want rich lady to hae big boat for frree holidatys. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote tgruitt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 5:25pm

I saw this and thought it was funny:

Male scuba diver looking for female buddy for fun, frolics and friendship. Must have own boat off south coast of England, or maybe even the med. Please send pictures of the boat before contacting me.

Needs to sail more...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote sailor girl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 11:11am
    i would make a comment about the fist one but i don't think hurricane would aprreciate it!
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