best funny emails

Whatever number this is, it's the last of the engineers' jokes! Phew say Phil and Blobby... Last for the moment, I reply

Understanding Engineers - Take Seven:
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

yer true i think the blonde highlights are having abd effects on me  lol well i hav brown hair bu was born with black then it all fell out -.  i m a freak lol

ohhhh i get it now lol,  my god how slow am i and im not even blonde lol

i dont get the one by bwd - im so dumb  but the one by bns is funny may have to use that sometime lol

A woman went to the doctor's surgery and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to  where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 83 years old, she has four grown children, seven grandchildren and four great grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"