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    Posted: 15 Apr 05 at 5:07pm
could it be that perhaps there was some punches thrown in a match RACE, in Lisbon (bloody drunken foreign sailors!!)...
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yeah shame on you
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match???? nooooo are you refering to a football related incident on a sailing forum-  for shame on you!
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Did anyone hear Graham Sounes' comment about 'pulling punches' with regards to last nights match in Lisbon?  you can't write stuff like that!!
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Some great lines there, Mike!  Thnx!
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Sports Quotes

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own Mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (that is beautiful)

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.

Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye."
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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Apr 05 at 11:52pm

Originally posted by -nyx-

ops sorry didnt read all the others just added....there was another one similar to it!

Eh, -nYx- don't apologise!

There's bound to be someone who hasn't read that joke and, after all, it's very funny..... (well, I put it there in the first place, I won't say the contrary, will I? ) 

If you go back a few pages in any given thread, you'll see that ideas get recycled A LOT!! Anyone remembers the story of the portable Topper? How many posts suggested melting / shredding and compressing in some sort?? And they went on for paaaaaaaaaaaaaages!

So, -nYx-, keep the jokes coming.
(Errr, you might want to avoid Essex girls jokes though... A bit too raw for some... )
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yeah I noticed that, The price was a bit high for what it was we all thought.
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ops sorry didnt read all the others just added....there was another one similar to it! well nto rele but....someone had put B&Q on ebay was clever how they worded it all etc... but administrator took it down....only last 1 day! shame rele!
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yer i did think ive read that mail quite a ew times, then again with a topic with this many pages-  things are bound to turn up at leasttwice eventually
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