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POLICE WARNING TO ALL MEN
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "FOOTBALL CLUB" in the phone book.

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Subject: Fw: been caught speeding recently?



Hi everyone
I thought you may want to know this and pass it on to others?

A friend has been caught by a Radar gun and it has cost him £60 and 3

penalty points.

He has a friend  who works for  an insurance company  who then advised

him that recent Government legislative changes to the Freedom of

Information Act allows access to speed camera offences registered

within the last twelve months which are placed on a freely accessible

website.

Apparently, every time you pass a camera and your car is travelling

even a mile or so over the speed limit, it is registered and placed on

the database. You are only sent a ticket if you are way over, OR (and

here is the bad news...) if you receive "over 20 near misses" You can

now check how many you have against your car's registered Number at the

website - HYPERLINK "http://www.e-database.co.uk"
\nhttp://www.e-database.co.uk (if it says Not available then

refresh the page)

You will be asked for a password but, as a first time user, just click

on the 'need a password' link and you'll be given one in a pop-up window.

In the top right hand corner there is a "click-on" window which will

even show the pictures taken by the cameras!!!

I found it quite alarming when I checked my car, hope you all have

better luck than I.

Make sure you view the picture  to check that it is you!"

Had these e-mailed to me today