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    Posted: 03 Mar 05 at 3:21am
Originally posted by Black no sugar

Ahh Blobby, you're my friend - and you've blown one of the jokes I had in stock!!

Let me think a bit, I'll find others soon

You must have at least 3 left - they were all on the same original email after all... 

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I remember rainbow from when I was little, watching this episode now explains a lot about how the current student population turned out!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Mar 05 at 8:10pm

Try

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

and don't forget to put the sound on!!

For the youngest forumites, I'm told that Rainbow was a kids' TV series in the 70s-80s. I can't tell, it was before my time! 

(before I arrived in Britain, that is...)   

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sjm. Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Mar 05 at 7:26pm

Went to hospital the other day, saw a sign "Thieves operate in this area"... I know the NHS are short, but I thought at least I'd get a medical student...

Doctors name on the door "Dr G.Ore" (yes thats true)

In the corridor was "Fire Assembly Point"... they think I'm gonna wait...

 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Phil eltringham Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Mar 05 at 7:09pm
B.n.S. I'll let you have that one, its pretty good!
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Originally posted by Black no sugar

And what about the very first engineer?? What was his Dad's job???

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Mar 05 at 6:13pm

Looks like none of the self-confessed engineers are online, so it's time for me to post a new one

 Understanding Engineers - Take Three:
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

I actually really like this one!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Wave Rider Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Mar 05 at 5:33pm
Lol very gd !
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Post Options Post Options   Quote hydrographer20 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Mar 05 at 4:07pm
ooky doky well that is a gd email im sure that will get around peoples emials during th next few weeks
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dunno my uncle emailed it to me.
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