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Are you sure you're on the right thread with this posting, Blobby?

Got sent this yesterday, better than average...

Subject:Moral of the story...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three  wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get times ten."

The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do
realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's  okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only  for me. "So, KAZAM!" she's  the most
beautiful woman in the world.


For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine. "So, KAZAM!" she's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."




Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers:  This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good. :)



Attention Male readers: Please scroll down.












The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them  continue to think that way and just enjoy the show..


PS: If you are a woman and you are still reading this, it only goes to
show that you women never listen!

Aaah ah!

Let's go back to the topic of the original posting... Airplanes...

Got a very long list here, far too long to post at once. It's supposed to be genuine, who knows? All I say is, se non è vero, è ben trovato.

Here is the beginning:

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."