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    Posted: 22 Feb 05 at 9:36pm

OOOh thats borderline, David!!

be careful!!!
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Well, if you take it like this, here is another one. And I know I'm skating on thin ice here. There are very young people about!!

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said: "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. 

The pharmacist's eyes grew big and he said: "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! "That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied: "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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I don't think that is skating on thin ice - well not as thin ice as BWD was on
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Yeah but it was a funny e-mail
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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Feb 05 at 10:04pm

Well, that one was quite tame compared to some others - without sinking too low!!

I'll post them later

PS. After the watershed!!

 



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v.funny though

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Bit dodgy this one...

Two palestinian grandfathers are sitting on a bench enjoying the sunshine and showing each other photos of their grandchildren.

First one says - this is my eldest grandson, he became a martyr two years ago at the age of 19.

The other man nods knowingly.

Then the first guy brings out another photo and says - this is my second grandson.  He became a martyr last week.

Second guy answers - Ahh, they blow up so fast these days...

 

 

 

 

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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 05 at 1:29am

   oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, Blobby!

you're lucky we're open-mined *minded, here!

As long as you avoid blonde or French jokes  

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Posts: 779 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Blobby Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 05 at 5:35am

Is there a secret you're not telling us?? So I presume it is proper coffee that you drink not lovely english tea?

Anyway, can't do french jokes - the missus is half french. (and no I won't tell you which half...)
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Blobby, that was brave...v. funny though

I've got a load of what I consider to be funny e-mails/jokes but if my previous posting was on thin ice I think I should refrain.
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