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    Posted: 09 Jan 07 at 12:17pm
me too
international moth - "what what?"
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I'm a hitch hiker...
One step forwards, 2 steps back...
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I'm the necessary evil  
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im cadet captain
600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it.
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Glad someone knows how to spell his job title 

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I'm a Safety Officer

for the english teachers.



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I'm Hon Sec of my club so I'm in the clear

 

I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e!
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A short story called,

“ There's a hitch to it”

 

With his thumb, a hitchhiker says, “You furnish the vehicle, pay for the gas, attend to all the repairs, supply the insurance and I will ride with you. But if you have an accident, I will sue you for damages”

This sounds pretty one sided to me, but you might wonder how many hitchhikers there are in this or any other organization, many members seem to say “you attend the meetings, serve on the committee, do the paper work, make all the arrangements, study the issues, contact the necessary people and take care of all the little things that need attending to, to make the organization run better and I will go along and enjoy myself.

However, if things do not go my way or I do not enjoy your decisions, I will complain, criticize and probably leave to hitchhike with another group”

Are you a hitchhiker? Think about it!!!

When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss

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Originally posted by tack'ho

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A lesser know fault with Human 2.0 is a software glitch with foward looking Ver 1.0.  Foward Looking version 1.0 only allows the operating program (human 2.0) to see what it wants to see.  For example; after using Foward Looking Ver 1.0 and claiming to be more enviromentally friendly than Human 1.0 it then expects to go on 3 foreign holidays a year and buys all its goods as cheaply as possible which have been produced in the country with the fastest growing economy and contribution both to  CO2 and particulate pollution in the world.  They forget that the biggest contribution to CO2 emissions in the UK is power generation to run their I-pods and X boxes not to power  SUVs.  The problem is most obvious whern the error message 'holier than thou' pop up box appears.  Unfortunatly the lack of the Common sense 2.1 add on in the basic operation system prevents education patch 3.0 properly installing and simply triggers a system crash which sees human 2.0 go into sulk mode.  

Funny you should say that, because I'd noticed it too. Puberty kicks in early but adolescence goes on for far longer..........

 

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Originally posted by 422797

Congratulations to all those born in the 80s 90s and more recently.

Due to leaps forward in technology over the last 50 years you are now brighter, better educated, cleaner, fitter, wiser and generally more efficient than those who came before you. You are human 2.0 if you will.

The major step forward by human 2.0 is the ability to look forward. You understand that which you achieve is not for the direct benefit of you, but it is for the benefit of your planet and your children. When you are old you will smile at the world around you and see all that you have done that is good.

Human 1.0 was unable to do this. Human 1.0 will look around and see all they did not have. Human 1.0 cannot comprehend the new improved world it lives in so Human 1.0 complains and tries to prevent Human 2.0 from enjoying the new better world. Human 1.0 is the past, old model. Human 2.0 is the happy bright future.

Good luck and again congratulations!

 


A lesser know fault with Human 2.0 is a software glitch with foward looking Ver 1.0.  Foward Looking version 1.0 only allows the operating program (human 2.0) to see what it wants to see.  For example; after using Foward Looking Ver 1.0 and claiming to be more enviromentally friendly than Human 1.0 it then expects to go on 3 foreign holidays a year and buys all its goods as cheaply as possible which have been produced in the country with the fastest growing economy and contribution both to  CO2 and particulate pollution in the world.  They forget that the biggest contribution to CO2 emissions in the UK is power generation to run their I-pods and X boxes not to power  SUVs.  The problem is most obvious whern the error message 'holier than thou' pop up box appears.  Unfortunatly the lack of the Common sense 2.1 add on in the basic operation system prevents education patch 3.0 properly installing and simply triggers a system crash which sees human 2.0 go into sulk mode.  

I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e!
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