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Pierre
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Topic: best funny emailsPosted: 07 Nov 06 at 8:12am |
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BNS right on the money. Marvellous
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 07 Nov 06 at 7:42am |
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A heart warming story! |
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MRJP BUZZ 585
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Posted: 31 Oct 06 at 9:14am |
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sailorguy
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Posted: 30 Oct 06 at 9:55pm |
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RS 500 (twin wire)
Laser 157607 Laser 85446 Pico 2136 |
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mike ellis
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Posted: 30 Oct 06 at 3:53pm |
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600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it.
Also International 14, 1318 |
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Contender 541
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Posted: 30 Oct 06 at 1:24pm |
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Stolen and sent around work - Thanks
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When you find a big kettle of crazy it's probably best not to stir it - Pointy Haired Boss
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Adam.s
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Posted: 30 Oct 06 at 12:36pm |
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 30 Oct 06 at 11:47am |
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A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Asda with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Asda Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda.... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming at the kids long enough to say, "No they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike, you pillock?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" |
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Prince Buster
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Posted: 29 Oct 06 at 9:55pm |
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so, so, so true!!!
now i know what devious plotting goes on behind my cat's inscrutible facial expression!!!!! |
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international moth - "what what?"
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mike ellis
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Posted: 29 Oct 06 at 9:24pm |
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does he have a cat or a dog? |
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600 732, will call it Sticks and Stones when i get round to it.
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