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    Posted: 22 Apr 06 at 9:36pm

Originally posted by MRJP BUZZ 585

heres a good joke
3 men are on a train coming home from work one goes "when i get home i will make a cup of coffee" and watch tv another goes "na i am gonna get the paper and put me feet up" the third goes "the first thing i will do is take the wifes underwear off" the other two comment with wolf whistles and say cor you randy git and the bloke replies "no, they are just to tight for me"

Thank you JP for this original rendition! A lot of our funny emails stick to the topic title and are a sheer Copy&Paste of the same re-hashed text, sometimes even still sporting American spelling and Yankee flavor.
Whereas here, we can hear you talk in your post!  Nice one... And beware, potential visitors to LSC: I'll use it at the club soon!

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shame we can't post sound on the forum then you really could here me say it but then you would have to put up with me laughing at the end because i am sad enough to laugh at my own jokes
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Nice one! Though I can't help thinking if they were as committed to reproduction as Gene Simmonds reportedly is, they wouldn't be so endangered!

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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Apr 06 at 5:42pm

For all parents out there: here's the newest realease in a famous series. Notice how the title's been slightly updated, to follow the evolution of the readership!
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Originally posted by Black no sugar

ahh the nspcc with me on to u soon bns  
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LMAO

Made my day that has.  I think I may have to 'borrow' that picture for email one-up-man-ship

 



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Subject: Australian First Aid

    A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
Two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look
at her.
Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie.
The woman signaled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
her
arse.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew
out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody
Hind Lick Maneuver, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do
it."
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Clap LOL I haven't laughed so much in front of my screen in ages! Thank you!!! LOL Clap
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