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tack'ho
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Topic: best funny emailsPosted: 21 Mar 06 at 12:39pm |
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a red cross, blimey people will try and flog anything nowadays.
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I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e!
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Prince Buster
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Going for the forum's longest post record there eh BNS?
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international moth - "what what?"
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Snow Tiger
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Posted: 22 Mar 06 at 8:38pm |
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Yes it is long but very funny, there was one person on the Weakest Link who was asked:
"What is two plus two?" His answer was "Five!" What an idiot... |
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Who the hell is freezing over the apocolyptic Earth?!
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tgruitt
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Posted: 22 Mar 06 at 8:42pm |
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there was a teacher who was asked what is 1 multiplied by one, he said 2! dumbass!
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Needs to sail more...
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Snow Tiger
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Obviously wasn't quite paying attention to the lesson. |
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Contender443
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Must have been a French teacher!! |
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Bonnie Lass Contender 1764
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Black no sugar
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That's exactly why, when I'm off to buy 1 pair of trousers, I always come back with 2! |
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lozza
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Well, if you go out for a "pair" of trousers, what do you expect?
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Life's a reach, then you gybe
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Snow Tiger
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Ha ha ha, very good lozza! |
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