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    Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 7:10pm
lmao typical men!
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well you have got to get your priorities right (beer, boats, women)
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Lol, but flutter those eyelids a bit girlys n get a guy to do the boat 4 u. always works for me.   out of interest u got a girl mike, using that order of priorities.
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yes, the same one for 3 1/2 years (and she hates sailing, but likes beer)
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lol cool, 1out of 2 (not bad.)
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Originally posted by Mike278

yes, the same one for 3 1/2 years (and she hates sailing, but likes beer)

Girl friends that hate sailing are great. The ones that can't stand sailing completely are the best. They get bored of hanging about sailing clubs and reach the stage where they hate the thought of going near them. Then you can conveniently "go to the sailing club", safe in the knowledge you don't even need to be there and she will never know.........



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we had a gut do that in our club

he had told his wife that he was always down the club winning races good until his wife came to visit one day and she asked and know one knew him. i dont think she was very happy!!!
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I once wound up an ex-girlfriend by replying to her question "did you enjoy your sail?" by saying "Yeah, it was better than s*x!!!!" She looked as she was going to kill me so I tried to make things better by saying "Obviously, not with you" and she went into a rage and said "Who with then, who else have you been with you cheating......." To say the least, she wasn't happy neither and slightly paranoid
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Operative word here, Dennis, is "EX" in ex-girlfriend!

That was a lucky escape... Have you met better since?

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I just found out the best way to p*ss off your girlfriend is to apply for a job in another country, which will finish just before we go to university a few hundred miles away from each other.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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