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    Posted: 27 Mar 05 at 12:37pm
women r great becasue they are
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Post Options Post Options   Quote sailor girl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Mar 05 at 1:30pm
sailor.jon....now that's getting in to the spirit of this thread!! go you! lol
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Post Options Post Options   Quote hydrographer20 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Mar 05 at 4:46pm
lol-  well ave you ever read those funny lobnely hearts colums in papers they are rarther amusing.  its normally like old guy with gsoh ( i fink) seeks like wonan adeg 20 or summin,.   guarenteed a barrel of laughs everytime your read it !
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Post Options Post Options   Quote KnightMare Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Mar 05 at 10:36pm

jon if your looking for gullable blondes just try essex plenty go to my school.

n hydro band was Franz ferdiand. Also yeah very amusing lonely hearts collums.

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6'4" blond guy, superb physique (and all in proportion ladies), large yacht, penthouse flat, ferrari, very rich, seeks girls for long term relationship, looks unimportant.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 8:12am

Sorry that should have read,

Short, fat hairy arsed builder, married, one kid, large mortgage, crap sailor, seeks very fit bird for affair, no commitment, don't tell my missus.

But I didn't think that that would get many replies

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sailor girl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 11:11am
    i would make a comment about the fist one but i don't think hurricane would aprreciate it!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote tgruitt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 5:25pm

I saw this and thought it was funny:

Male scuba diver looking for female buddy for fun, frolics and friendship. Must have own boat off south coast of England, or maybe even the med. Please send pictures of the boat before contacting me.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote hydrographer20 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 6:05pm
lol that post is far to easily tranlated hahaha. basically it says pervy guy want rich lady to hae big boat for frree holidatys. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote KnightMare Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 05 at 7:01pm
Classic guys more interested in the boat than the girls.
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