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Originally posted by Prince Buster It's better with the Welsh farmer!

I heard the same version, means slightly more

It's better with the Welsh farmer!

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and sheep and began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."

hee hee hee! 

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were naked in a
>> sauna.
>> Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

>> The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others
>> looked
>> at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a
>> microchip under the skin of my arm."
>> A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his Palm
>> to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone.
>> I have a microchip in my hand."
>> The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
>> he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
>> and went to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of toilet
>> paper hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and
>> stared at him.
>> The Irishman glanced around behind and said ...
>> " B-jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!