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Harry! I know the joke (heard it for the first time from my parish priest, not too PC) and it IS funny. You've got to hear it.... It's like a transcript of an impersonator, it loses a bit of its spark when it's written down

Old joke!- ( a classic though!)

I have one (non sailing related)

A faith healer was in town. S/he (how pc am i!) adresses the audience: "Is there anone with any diseases or illnesses?"

One woman stands up and announces that her son hasn't been able  to walk sine birth, sdo has to stagger around on crutches. The healer tells him to come to the stage.

S/he asks the question again and another woman stands up, saying her son has a speach impediment. The healer ask him to come to the stage.

The healer tells both men to go behind the curtain. when they have disapperead from site the healer says: "i'm sending Gods healing waves over to you, your injuries and illness will be cured by the Almighty"

S/he then shouts "man who can't walk toss over your crutches". " crutches land on the stage.

The healer then shouts "man with speach impediment, say something"

man with speach impediment (you have to use your imagination here...): "HeS fAllEn OveR!"

I was in hysterics anyway, but i s'pose you have  to hear it.