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    Posted: 08 Mar 05 at 11:45am
thats good
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yey i have found a joke at last...

 

A charter sailing vessel with load of politicians was half way to the Bahamas when a freak storm hit the boat. Several of the passengers were thrown overboard and drowned. After retrieval of the bodies and with the knowledge that they may not be rescued for some time, if ever, the deceased were buried at sea.

Three days later, the local Coast Guard found the damaged craft. Upon boarding, the Coast Guard Captain asked, "Is everyone okay?" The Captain of the damaged vessel explained that he had a few passengers fall over board.

The Coast Guard Captain asked, "Are they all dead?"

The Sailing boat captain replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how those politicians lie."

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ok fair play but i am worried when i get bak from college i have to drink like 3 cups in a row!!  what am i gonna be like in 20 years time?
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Going back to kids TV, I think the best show that has been on recently is Yo-Ho A-Hoy, great, simple fun, classic!
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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Mar 05 at 9:39am

We're older than you!

Been sent too many mails, haven't deleted them yet. For sad cases like me, been saving them in a folder!

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oh yeah that is a classic joke,  im actually a morning person bleieve it or not 1 cup of tea and im off,  i really hav to go and find some funny emails cause ive laughed at every1 elses but havent posted 1 yet need to root some out of the cupboard.  jow does every1  know so many jokes
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might be...

My 6 year old's favourite is "why did the eyes jump out of the head?"

There is no punchline, they just collapse into giggles for hours after saying it.
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Posts: 3941 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Mar 05 at 9:18am

Yep, that gets my 8 year-old giggling for hours! 

(would it be a brown stick, by any chance?? ) 
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I thought it was atleast better than "What's brown and sticky?"
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You're not quite awake yet, that's all. Try coffee!!
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