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hydrographer20 
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 Topic: best funny emailsPosted: 08 Mar 05 at 8:20am |
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oh that is a good one took me about 2 minutes to get that and im not even blonde|!
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byte me!- GBR 814
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 08 Mar 05 at 8:02am |
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That's a very old joke... come on, Blobby, you can do better! "If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?" |
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Blobby
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Posted: 08 Mar 05 at 12:09am |
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My question is - if a man is standing alone in the middle of a forest and there are no women in any direction for thousands of miles, is he still wrong?
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KnightMare
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Posted: 07 Mar 05 at 11:02pm |
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Lol that was a low blow blobby, n hydro is right we always win.
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 07 Mar 05 at 10:58pm |
Perhaps, but PMS doesn't last A WHOLE LIFETIME!! BTW, have you seen the video of that woman with a full shopping trolley, trying to fit all her bags at the back of a tiny little hatchback? |
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hydrographer20
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Posted: 07 Mar 05 at 11:37am |
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thats just a last resort comeback blobby we can also resort to war against the sexes, and the first thing you should know about all women is they allways win!
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byte me!- GBR 814
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Blobby
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Posted: 07 Mar 05 at 8:34am |
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Maybe...but not in the same league as the fairer sex suffering from PMS... |
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 07 Mar 05 at 7:32am |
 In amongst their innumerable qualities, does it mean engineers also have bad temper? 
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Blobby
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Posted: 07 Mar 05 at 12:30am |
That's my favourite...proof that the Civil Engineer IS god...(or just a random evolutionary quirk that has survived despite Darwin's best efforts). and here's another for you A scene from the movie "A Few Good Structural Engineers".... Engineer: ( Jack Nicholson ): You want answers?
Architect: (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
Engineer: You want answers?
Architect: I want the truth!!
Engineer : You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that
has FLOORS. And those FLOORS have to be SUPPORTED BY COLUMNS. Who's gonna DESIGN THEM? You? You, MR. ARCHITECT? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for LOST FLOOR SPACE and you curse the COLUMNS. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that THOSE COLUMNS, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives... You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that DESIGN TEAM. You need me on that DESIGN TEAM. We use words like DESIGN, STRUCTURAL CODE, ANALYSIS... we use these words as the backbone to a life spent SUPPORTING something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain my DESIGN to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very STRUCTURES I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a STEEL MANUAL and DESIGN a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to! Architect : Did you SCHEDULE THE COLUMNS?
Engineer : (quietly) I did the job you HIRED me to do.
Architect : Did you SCHEDULE THE COLUMNS?!!
Engineer : You're goddamn right I did!!
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KnightMare
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Posted: 06 Mar 05 at 3:02am |
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Yeah once, not too good a boat i dont hink but might not have got the right opinion of it as i wasnt that experienced then.
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I do sympathise, sometimes... 
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