TFI -Thursday

   Fun two liners from one of the soon to be divorced Boards boys..

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 
Marrying you has screwed up my life. 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming. 
That's why I always wake up screaming. 

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; 
This describes everything you are not. 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, 
But I only slept with you 'cause I was peeved. 

5. I thought that I could love no other 
-- that is until I met your brother. 

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's 
empty and so is your head. 

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; 
But don't take that paper bag off your face. 

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes 
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 

9. My love, you take my breath away. 
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 

10. My feelings for you no words can tell, 
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? 
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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G.R.F. Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 10 Aug 08 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 4028	Post Options Post Reply Quote G.R.F. Report Post Quote Reply Topic: TFI -Thursday Posted: 21 Oct 10 at 3:09pm
	Fun two liners from one of the soon to be divorced Boards boys.. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was peeved. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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