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    Posted: 16 Jun 06 at 10:02am
Heee heee i love both cats and dogs they are equaly cool!
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P.s Sorry about the piccy quality was taken by a very old camera phone
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Can't stand cats- make me sneeze and crap all over my garden- I'm considering a gun emplacement on the roof

Dogs are far better, much more loyal etc.
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

No kebab for me, thank you

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

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Love it 
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Well done

Josh Preater

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Dogs as pets cats for a snack  (barbequed is best) 

You didnt see or read that fiona
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Originally posted by Harry44981!

Can't stand cats- make me sneeze and crap all over my garden



They make YOU sneeze and crap all over your garden???!!
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Originally posted by timnoyce

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

I'm not exactly finding it easy and I havent had a drink for over 24hrs!
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Originally posted by ssailor

Originally posted by Harry44981!

Can't stand cats- make me sneeze and crap all over my garden



They make YOU sneeze and crap all over your garden???!!

OK badly worded , They make ME sneeze, and THEY crap all over MY garden.
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