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    Posted: 17 May 06 at 7:33pm
Alternatively, you create a sensational new sailing venue!
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Originally posted by Lucy Lee

Alternatively, you create a sensational new sailing venue!


I like it! With BIG fans!
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Has everyone done the "I'm feeling lucky" search on google, when entering "French Military Victories?
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thats aincient


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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry exam.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?


Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
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49er 531 & 5000 5025 and a mirror(now gone to mirror heaven)!

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Nice one lozza

Now this is quite an entertaining link about subliminal messaging, not sure if it's been posted before, takes quite a long time to load up and don't click on the adverts... http://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html
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Straight from the Contender group (apologies to Matt Jackson, Contender443, bender and everyone else who've already seen it)

 

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any
word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one
letter, and supply a new definition. Here are last year's {2005} winners:
 
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
 
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
 
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
 
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
 
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
 
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.
 
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
 
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
 
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
 
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
 
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
 
12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer.
 
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.
 
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
 
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
 
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
 
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
 
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating
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Dennis, thats horrific

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That was almost a brown pants situation!! bit scary!
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