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    Posted: 20 Feb 06 at 3:36pm
with the dodgy face pic, you can see where they have taken the skin from the forehead to make the new eye lids. Good photoshop skills all the same though...
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Starch sales are slow today then?
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I like the T-shirt LOL
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That t-shirt is top!
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

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Originally posted by Black no sugar

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."



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 Why? Is it rude? I really don't understand...

 

 

 
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Originally posted by turnturtle

Originally posted by Pierre

Starch sales are slow today then?


actually we've had a good morning- just taking a bite to eat!

Spotted on the motorway somewhere between Oxford and Glasgow tuesday afternoon: Truck advertising starch for comercial use with a company name that I think included something like 'James T...'

anything to do with you Mr T?
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Bloody hell, that Rooney bloke goes with anything .  (Or did he have to pay for it?)
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