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    Posted: 03 Jun 05 at 4:04pm
Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

Dear Dave

What's the meaning of life? and don't do a hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy thingy!

I would not dream of doing a hitch hikers thingy, I only provide REAL solutions.

In answer to your query

Lager, kebabs and jellied eels. 
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Dear dave

i have been looking for a girlfriend who can sail for ages and havent had much luck so far and as you are a welth of knolage can i have a couple of tips!!  lukey

 
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Dear Dave

What's the meaning of life? and don't do a hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy thingy!
Dennis Watson 49er GBR735
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I have a very busy day tomorrow so will not be able to provide advice until later in the evening, thats if I don't go to the pub.  sorry for any inconvenience caused.
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Originally posted by Beebe

Dear dave

My boyfriend dumped me yesterday and now I have to see him
at the sailing club. What should I do? Is there anyway I can get
revenge without everyone thinking I am a cow? Advice please!

Wear very revealing clothes, this will give the impression that you don't care, it will also help you to get a new boyfriend.

If you don't want to see him at the sailing club then simply keep your eyes shut.

If you get revenge then unfortunately everyone will consider you a cow.  So make it worth your while and pull his best mate or brother.
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Originally posted by hurricane

dear dave

is it right to stalk someone just because you think there fit?

Yeah thats fine. In fact people may think that there is something wrong with you if you don't.

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dear dave

is it right to stalk someone just because you think there fit?
lifes to short to sail slow boats!

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Dear dave

My boyfriend dumped me yesterday and now I have to see him
at the sailing club. What should I do? Is there anyway I can get
revenge without everyone thinking I am a cow? Advice please!
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Good idea Jon.

One problem. The name alone will not suffice.  You will need to draw a top hat on the sail.  This will unfortunately devalue your boat immediately. so DONT DO IT.

Please alse remember that the race team will already be busy disqualifying the smallest of topper sailors in order to teach 'em a lesson and spoil their day. Please don't spoil it for them any further by lapping them 37 times per race in your iffy craft.

 
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Dear Dave,

there is a topper open at our club shortly,
do you think that i could write 'topper' on the side of the Dart 16 and be able to compete?

would they be able to tell the difference between the dart and the toppers?   
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