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    Posted: 10 Jun 05 at 11:11am
i am sure dave will agree with me about this!!  DONT TEACH YOUR GF  it is a very bad desision soon she will be the one telling you what to do and that donts look very good!!  
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Could do Silver with blue tips, just to wind her up. Also could come home one day and have something written on me with felt tips and say, like the tattoo. Don't know what would scare her most, the boat and number done 2-pac style or her name . Even better someone elses name

Definately need to get sailing this weekend, plus Dave, do you think its a good idea to teach a girlfriend to sail. Got the gear plus a Laser 3000..........



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Originally posted by bigwavedave

Originally posted by redback

Don't bother to spray you hair silver it will go that way on its own if you give it time.

This is very true for those with excess body hair. 

I predict that in 2018 Redback's 37256 post will be about changing his name to

Silverback

Platinum blonde boys, platinum blonde........

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Originally posted by redback

Don't bother to spray you hair silver it will go that way on its own if you give it time.

This is very true for those with excess body hair. 

I predict that in 2018 Redback's 37256 post will be about changing his name to

Silverback



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Don't bother to spray you hair silver it will go that way on its own if you give it time.
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HAha thats a great idea, cud go one step further, but then i feel youre entering the regions of disintegrating armpits haha!!
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Originally posted by hurricane

regarding that story there was a silver spray can for spraying the props from a school play backstage just happened to be next to the hair spray cans

This should really be on the pranks thread but I'll put it here anyway

Swap the aerosol deodorant in the bathroom cabinet with a can of fly killler spray.  I used to do this everytime I used to stay at my Nans house as a kid.  it does work better on older people, they go a very funny red colour when angry.

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Originally posted by 49erGBR735HSC

By that time Dave will have his own chat show and be mega rich, so he can pay all of our boat insurances for us

Problem solved with the blonde thing though........ and we are still seeing each other because the hair dye technically isn't blonde hair and she is smarter than me anyway.  Thinking about dying my hair blue to match the colour of the boat, bad idea or good idea? Good thing we don't have any spray paint at the house, could end up messy when alcohol is added.....

Never ever admit to your bird that she is smarter than you. 

Blue hair would be good
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Originally posted by Contender443

Dear Dave

I have a problem

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My wife (BNS for those of you who don't know) finished her first full race in her Topper tonight and she came 5th out of about 20 boats.

What am I going to do now that she has caught a full dose of the racing bug???

Help please.....................

You will have to sit out the occasional race to care for your offspring, you will also have to get used to being even further down the fleet than you already are.

I will however try to help the situation. I promise that i will fail to attend any canteen duties that your wife (as canteen manager) gives me.  This way she will have to stand in at short notice and will not be able to race.

This was however her first race. Could be a bit of beginners luck.....
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regarding that story there was a silver spray can for spraying the props from a school play backstage just happened to be next to the hair spray cans
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