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    Posted: 21 Dec 05 at 4:07pm

It is German, it means:

"Eggbert is the Holy egg and the Holy cook.

Eggbert ist die Holy Ei und ist die Holy Kuche!!
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my German is not the best, but here goes

 

Egbert is the holy egg and is the holy Kuche!!

Kuche - I don't know. 

But in Local Dialect Dutch, Kuche is 'cuddle' - trust me on this one

so....

Egbert is the holy egg and is the holy cuddle!! 

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Originally posted by Pink Fish

Here are some good excuses:

If you fall asleep at work...

  1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
  3. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
  4. "Amen"
  5. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last management course you sent me to."
  6. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the glue"
  7. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
  8. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
  9. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
  10. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."




I fell asleep on the bar table at work earlier in the week (first time ever) and woke up 5 mins later only to find that luce had been prodding me with a pen for the last few minutes. with everyone gathered round having a good laugh. Unimpressed.
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ok that makes a little more sense but who the heck is Eggbert??

btw if you really meant gebbert is the holy egg and the holy cook then itīs wrong translated.



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Originally posted by Pink Fish

It is German, it means:

"Eggbert is the Holy egg and the Holy cook.

 

Damn, Beaten again 

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how to loose your job in 24hrs...

http://christmas.calmasylum.com/calm/

 
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Those things could keep me occupied for agis.
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it.
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Originally posted by Spot192

ok that makes a little more sense but who the heck is Eggbert??

btw if you really meant gebbert is the holy egg and the holy cook then itīs wrong translated.

 No, I mean Eggbert:

Book of Yolk Chapter 1:1-2 "And so Eggbert cooked boiled the egg, and he left it for 11 minutes.  Then the egg exploded and upon the back wall of the cooker, written in egg, were the words: "Thou shalt not cook thine egg for more than 10 minutes or for less than 10 minutes". And so Eggbert became a Boiled Phophet"

Don't worry, its one of my friend and I's private jokes!

Eggbert ist die Holy Ei und ist die Holy Kuche!!
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quite worryingly bad but still funny mainly due to the eggbert. anything with eggbert in is funny  . eggbert or humpledink!
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 You would have to understand our ways to find it truely funny...

Eggbert is a good name, but I like Borris or Cuthbert too!

Eggbert ist die Holy Ei und ist die Holy Kuche!!
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