oi!

   Marriage = loads of dosh and plenty of grief.  It's much easier to just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.  Saves on all the in between stuff.

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bigwavedave Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Really should get out more Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944	Post Options Post Reply Quote bigwavedave Report Post Quote Reply Topic: oi! Posted: 21 Jan 05 at 6:49pm
	Marriage = loads of dosh and plenty of grief. It's much easier to just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Saves on all the in between stuff.


sailor girl Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 13 Jun 04 Location: Spain Online Status: Offline Posts: 1031	Post Options Post Reply Quote sailor girl Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 21 Jan 05 at 6:50pm
	oh i am, am i??!!! xx umm, this was suposed to go before bigwavedaves'post! ooops! Edited by sailor girl
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Rob.e Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Really should get out more Joined: 19 Oct 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 545	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rob.e Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 21 Jan 05 at 7:41pm
	Yeh, you said! If your goin' back on it, ahm gonna sue!

Rob.e Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Really should get out more Joined: 19 Oct 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 545	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rob.e Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 21 Jan 05 at 7:49pm
	Oh, and BWD is right, believe me, I know!

sailor girl Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 13 Jun 04 Location: Spain Online Status: Offline Posts: 1031	Post Options Post Reply Quote sailor girl Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 22 Jan 05 at 8:42am
	lol! ok then, i will take that in to consideration in the future then!
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Phil eltringham Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 16 Mar 04 Location: England/Hitchin Online Status: Offline Posts: 1105	Post Options Post Reply Quote Phil eltringham Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 22 Jan 05 at 5:56pm
	I guess many of you may have seen this before but just in case not, I got sent this by an ex girlfriend: Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!
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redback Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 16 Mar 04 Location: Tunbridge Wells Online Status: Offline Posts: 1502	Post Options Post Reply Quote redback Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 22 Jan 05 at 6:22pm
	Yea, but at least men can eat bananas in public!

sailor girl Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 13 Jun 04 Location: Spain Online Status: Offline Posts: 1031	Post Options Post Reply Quote sailor girl Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 22 Jan 05 at 6:44pm

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bigwavedave Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Really should get out more Joined: 04 Jun 04 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 944	Post Options Post Reply Quote bigwavedave Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 22 Jan 05 at 6:49pm
	I have a problem and I need the forums help. The last time I sailed was two weekends ago. I could not sail last Sunday because my brother came to visit and we got locked in the pub until about 2;30 ish on Saturday/Sunday so I had a bit of a headache and did not get up in time for the morning race or indeed the afternoon race. Well my sailing bag was still in the utility room from two weekends ago and when I went to check it over IT WAS STILL WET AND BEGINNING TO STINK! My wife had failed to wash it for me. I normally just dump it in front of the washing machine and in order for wifey to do her usual washing jobs she has to wash it for me just to get it out of the way. I have come to expect my sailing bag washed dried and packed for the following weekend. So here is my problem, well two of them actually. What is the best way to wash a rancid wetsuit ( if the wife is being unreasonable and doesn't do it). We have a Hotpoint First Edition 1000 WM2 washing machine. Does anyone know how operate it. Many thanks in advance Dave


sailor girl Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 13 Jun 04 Location: Spain Online Status: Offline Posts: 1031	Post Options Post Reply Quote sailor girl Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 22 Jan 05 at 6:56pm
	your the forum legend! i don't have a clue how to use a washing machine either! use a hose pipe and a lot of body spray covers the smell!! (or u could be a teenager and get your mum to wash it! hehehe!!
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