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    Posted: 20 Jun 06 at 4:28pm

Not too P/C but -

"what sort of infliciction do you have that makes you that retarded?"

"Smother than a bald man on keomo-theorapy"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Isis Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jun 06 at 4:11pm
I dont even want to know where you found that BnS, but im scared. Oh so scared.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jun 06 at 3:51pm

I can't resist it, here it is again, just for Isis:

"The distal tubule isn't nearly as exciting or as clearly well defined as the proximal tubule."

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I remember at one of the welsh regattas, on a busy laser start line a mirror (not racing) decided to get in the way of my mate who had just got a pretty good start! he shouts Starboard and somehow they cock it up so he ends up gybing all the way around to avoid them and the other lasers - the conversation went something like this:

Mate: "Starboard!!!!!!"

Mirror: "Ooh Sorry we didnt see you!"

Mate: "What the f**k do you mean you didnt f**ing see me! Ive got a massive f**ing white sail!!!!!!!!!!" "You useless b**tards!"

needless to say the mirror ppl were rather embarassed and my mate was lucky to get away with it seeing as it was meant to be a none swearing event and he was only 10 yards fromthe comittee boat
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Prince Buster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jun 06 at 10:01am
Originally posted by turnturtle

hey Pete- was that aimed at me or Feva_kid?


erm....much more likely to be the second one lol!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote les5269 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 06 at 10:27pm

you promised you'd phone .........

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Isis Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 06 at 6:13pm
Originally posted by tgruitt

dont touch that, it's mine


closely related too..

Shot...GUN!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote tgruitt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 06 at 6:00pm
dont touch that, it's mine
Needs to sail more...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BBSCFaithfull Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 06 at 5:01pm
Me thinks feva-kid lol
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Prince Buster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 06 at 3:14pm
were you born a pathetic useless sh*te or did you have to work on it??
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