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    Posted: 23 Feb 05 at 7:43pm

No blonde jokes... oooh are you asking for it!

Three blondes on a desert island.

1st Blonde " Ooh I wish I knew how to get off this Island. I'm just not brainy enough"

2nd B " Yeah"

3rd B "lovely"

Then, whilst walking around the beach, they find a lamp (genie type)

1st B "Ooh look, a lamp"

2nd B "yeah"

3rd B "lovely"

So of course, they rub the lamp to make it all shiny, and before you can say, oh, it's happened before I said it, a genie appears.

1st B "ooh look, a genie"

2nd B "yeah"

3rd B ( I think you can guess by now)

So, they are duly granted three wishes.

The next half hour is spent with thee genie explaining it's one wish each.

The first wishes to be clever enough to get off the island.

BOOM - She's a redhead, she hollws out a log and paddles off.

The second wants to be even cleverer

BOOM - She's a brunette, she builds a catamaran and sails off even quicker.

The third wants to cleverer still

BOOM -

 

She turns into a man and walks off over the bridge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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lol good one!

 

Why are blonde jokes so simple?

So brunnettes can understand them!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 05 at 9:36pm
Thats really good.  I feel a lot better about myself now, since I always thought I had sticky out ears
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What to wear, What to wear??

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Feb 05 at 11:14pm
Originally posted by sjm.

No blonde jokes... oooh are you asking for it!

 sjm. I thought you were a friend...

A blonde walks in a bar and asks the barman for a double-entendre.

So he gives her one...

 

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Teachers are too clever by half...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote hydrographer20 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Feb 05 at 9:30am
hey all these meials i have been reading for ages and some are really funny.  the blonde jokes were  a bit close to the line though.  its so annoying i havent spammed once and it wouldnt let me place a more posts cu ase i have allready doen like mmm 4 ion the last half an hour -howanoying
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Black no sugar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Feb 05 at 9:52am

Originally posted by Blobby

Teachers are too clever by half...

Yeah, but a blonde French teacher. That evens things out quite a bit, doesn't it??

 



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hmm a blonde french teacher lol.   that would be interesting it would also even things out yes lol
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