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Black no sugar 
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 Topic: best funny emailsPosted: 13 Mar 05 at 9:41pm |
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That's ONE expensive mistake.... |
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 13 Mar 05 at 10:00pm |
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This posting also belongs in the "Boys and girls" thread. See how girls take better care of their boats!!! and |
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KnightMare
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Posted: 13 Mar 05 at 10:08pm |
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OMG thats soo bad 4 the sails if u act do that. and that towing one is one seriously impressive mistake.
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 13 Mar 05 at 10:36pm |
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Don't tell me someone, somewhere, has tried to iron their sails?!?!???? Reminds me: on Elodie's wetsuit, there's a Care label, like on all garments. It advises, amongst other things "DO NOT IRON". Just as well I was told.... I'm a blonde after all! |
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 12:17am |
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked. Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed......................" .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ".....I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian" |
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hurricane
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Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 10:22am |
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that is so bad but still kinda amusing because its so bad
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Wave Rider
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Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 10:28am |
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Lol um interestin !¬
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Black no sugar
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Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 10:29am |
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Hang on a sec... I've got worse!!!!
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KnightMare
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Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 11:50am |
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Oh dear oh dear. And yeah aparently people have ironed their sails, depends onthe cloth actualy I remember some of my friends iron their Spinnakers but have to put towels either side |
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hydrographer20
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Posted: 15 Mar 05 at 11:54am |
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lol imajine trying to iron it in ur living room on a sunday evening- like 'dont worry dear just add it ti the ironing pile'
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byte me!- GBR 814
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