Split personality

   oit thats harsh, Our english isnt that bad, but spot urs definatly is good.

this was the thread asking for blond jokes well my inbox came up trumps again:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... 
- she called me to get my phone number. 
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." 
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. 
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out. 
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." 
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. 
- she sat on the TV and watched the couch. 
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 
- she tried to drown a fish. 
- she thought a quarterback was a refund. 
- she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death. 
- if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. 
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. 
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." 
- she tripped over a cordless phone. 
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign 
here"...she put Sagittarius." 
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. 
- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. 
- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. 
- she studied for a blood test. 
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. 
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. 
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. 
- she sold the car for gas money. 
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. 
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the 
home, she moved. 
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. 
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice 
instead. 
- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. 

Edited by KnightMare

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KnightMare Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 08 Feb 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1682	Post Options Post Reply Quote KnightMare Report Post Quote Reply Topic: Split personality Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:37pm
	oit thats harsh, Our english isnt that bad, but spot urs definatly is good. this was the thread asking for blond jokes well my inbox came up trumps again: I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... - she called me to get my phone number. - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. - she got stabbed in a shoot-out. - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. - she sat on the TV and watched the couch. - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. - she tried to drown a fish. - she thought a quarterback was a refund. - she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death. - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." - she tripped over a cordless phone. - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius." - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. - she studied for a blood test. - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. - she sold the car for gas money. - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. Edited by KnightMare


nixy30633 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Newbie Joined: 03 Apr 05 Location: England Online Status: Offline Posts: 37	Post Options Post Reply Quote nixy30633 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:33pm
	ich denke, dass es besser in deutschland als england ist, weil die schule so fruh endet. und du kannst viel englisch reden!!! und es ist richtig englisch, besser als die andere englander englisch reden konnen!!!
	nikki @ fishers green s.c

Spot192 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 28 Nov 04 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 833	Post Options Post Reply Quote Spot192 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:29pm
	ich kann leider auch nicht grad so viel englisch wie du reden! wie was denn so in deutschland? irgendwelche tollen sachen entdeckt??

KnightMare Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 08 Feb 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1682	Post Options Post Reply Quote KnightMare Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:29pm
	lol do i detect a compliment. wow this calls for a celibration you went and did it anyway Edited by KnightMare


nixy30633 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Newbie Joined: 03 Apr 05 Location: England Online Status: Offline Posts: 37	Post Options Post Reply Quote nixy30633 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:28pm
	lol. also, sollten wir Deutsch reden? das wird interessanter als jetzt. aber ich kann nicht so viel deutsch wie dir reden, weil ich nicht deutsch bin
	nikki @ fishers green s.c

Spot192 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 28 Nov 04 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 833	Post Options Post Reply Quote Spot192 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:26pm
	that´s the best reason for talking german! it always annoys me when someone is talking a foreign language i can´t understand or only the half!

nixy30633 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Newbie Joined: 03 Apr 05 Location: England Online Status: Offline Posts: 37	Post Options Post Reply Quote nixy30633 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:22pm
	but she can understand a lot, even though she doesnt learn it
	nikki @ fishers green s.c

Spot192 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 28 Nov 04 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 833	Post Options Post Reply Quote Spot192 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:20pm
	ah that´s a great idea!! we could start it right here! i believe knight mare would love it!

KnightMare Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 08 Feb 05 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1682	Post Options Post Reply Quote KnightMare Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:18pm
	lol for blond jokes you want sam, essex jokes carhalton (my friends wernt best pleased) One word of advice dont start tlkin in german you two.


Spot192 Send Private Message Find Member's Posts Visit Member's Homepage Really should get out more Joined: 28 Nov 04 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 833	Post Options Post Reply Quote Spot192 Report Post Quote Reply Posted: 20 Apr 05 at 7:14pm
	we have many of those! and the blondes are said to be absolutley stupid too!. i´ve heard many of them... oh really i haven´t recognized it! Edited by Spot192