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    Posted: 26 Oct 06 at 3:22pm

take the pins out the wheels of someones trolley, as they come up the slipway listen to the crunch as the boat hits the ground and the splash as the wheel is lost forever.

NB best to do this to a realy badly beat up not to fragile boat otherwise its just a bit too mean.

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as ben says... im your man, not just last weekend at SUSA yacht training. I witnessed

a) a pair of boxers being duck taped to the spreader of the aberdeen uni boat
b)the front water tank of the aberdeen boat being filled to the brim
c)someone rammed a hose into the cabin of the aberdeen boat and turned it up to full flow
d)letting all 75m of chain attached to the anchor out whilst tied up in the marina (again the aberdeen boat...can you see a theme here)
e)launching both spin1 and 2 halyards clean up someones mast
f)one team was found with a giant slingshot firing water bombs at other teams from 100m away...  (posibly my ersonal favourite)
g)tie a marina trolley to the back of on of the boats and lob the trolley in...

I do not condole any of the above actions and they should NOT be carried out blah blah blah blah you get my point.

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and if anyone asks i sail for Glasgow Uni team...
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Lol, good skills

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The only one's i've ever seen done sucessfully in my limited experience are stealling peoples water bottles and windexes off their boats and undoing mainsheets and bungs while they are distracted with somthing else (usually one of the others) at 4.7 class training  

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Originally posted by Chris Noble

c)someone rammed a hose into the cabin of the aberdeen boat and turned it up to full flow.



hmm wonder who that was?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote DiscoBall Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 06 at 2:04am
One uni yachting trip we shortened the trip line on another boats' spinni pole so one end always stayed open.  Took ages for the bowman to work out why every time he clipped it to the guy it fell off the mast....

Aft mainsheet boats are great as you can sail past and wrap someones mainsheet around their boom just before the 5 minute...
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Invite someone out Cherub sailing for the first time in a honker and tell them it will be fine...
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Originally posted by Iain C

Invite someone out Cherub sailing for the first time in a honker and tell them it will be fine...


Hee hee. I've done that, I was trying to persuade myself it would be fine at the same time!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Iain C Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 06 at 6:33pm
Invite Tim Noyce out in a Fireball in 30kts and tell him it's not very fast...
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It was a minimum of 30knots!
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