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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Civil Aviation Administration, and the CAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

In preparation, Santa had his elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa’s flying skills to the test…

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for the sled’s enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the test flight. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun.

“What’s that for?!?” asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this ahead of time, because it’s your test” as he leaned over to whisper in Santa’s ear, “but you’re going lose an engine on takeoff.”