best funny emails

Back to the original topic of the thread. Here is an email I got some time ago. Could be useful for you, all young girls out there

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:


"Dear Mom,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with
all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not
only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very
happy.

He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing, it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.


Your daughter,

Kim


PS: Mom, none of the above is true.
  
I'm over at the neighbor's house I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card which is in my desk
drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."

A woman went to the doctor's surgery and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to  where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 83 years old, she has four grown children, seven grandchildren and four great grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

i dont get the one by bwd - im so dumb  but the one by bns is funny may have to use that sometime lol

ohhhh i get it now lol,  my god how slow am i and im not even blonde lol

yer true i think the blonde highlights are having abd effects on me  lol well i hav brown hair bu was born with black then it all fell out -.  i m a freak lol